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A little parable...

Our sight betrays us sometimes.

It’s 4:15 am.  I wake up in my hotel and can’t seem to be able to go back to sleep.  I start thinking and can’t shut it off.

I have a method I use to relax my body and mind.  I love to sit in the shower with the lights off, earplugs in and meditate.  It’s one of my guilty pleasures.  You should try it sometime.  It’s a combination sensory deprivation and focus at the same time which was taught to me by a monk.

Anyway, I finished an hour later and went to go to sleep. I felt the skin on my face and being in a hot shower, you can imagine how dry it felt.

Can’t have dry skin can we girls!  Nope.

I go to the bathroom and as luck would have it, I forgot my glasses.  I see the hotel brand tiny bottles and what looks like white inside.  I squint to see the name but still can’t quite read it.  πŸ€“

Close enough.  I rub it all over my face, arms, legs etc.  Then realize it felt wierd as it was on my skin because just wasn’t drying like body lotion does. SHIT.  It was conditioner!πŸ˜‚

Back in the shower I went.

Moral of the story…


Be Strong.

Gwen Patrone


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